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Diet Humor Laughter is the best medicine so they say.And thanks to a man Daniel L. Worona we can laugh and burn calories at the same time. This is only a small sample of the Diet Humor & Jokes found on Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR Web site Please visit it.
I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME. 2. Whether you want to be thick or thin IS A MATTER OF TASTE!!! 3. THOSE WHO GET TOO BIG FOR THEIR BRITCHES, WILL BE EXPOSED IN THE END. 4. Q: WHAT MAKES THE 5. THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT BEFORE BREAKFAST: (LUNCH AND DINNER). 6. RELISH TODAY. CATCHUP TOMORROW. 7. HUMOR BUTTON: CAUTION: HUNGRY DIETER, MAY BITE IF PROVOKED. 8. IT'S NOT THE MINUTES SPENT AT THE TABLE THAT PUT ON WEIGHT, IT'S THE SECONDS. 10. 11. Diet slogan: TAKE CHARGE, DON'T BE LARGE. 12. BY THE TIME I'M THIN, FAT WILL BE IN. 13. DIETING IS WISHFUL SHRINKING. 14. I WAS MEANT TO BE THIN... BUT GOD SEWED ME UP WRONG. 15. HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET? THE REFRIGERATOR IS STILL FULL.
16.YOU KNOW YOU ARE DIETING WHEN POSTAGE STAMPS TASTE GOOD.
17.I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO CHEESECAKE. EVERY TIME I EAT, I BREAK OUT INTO FAT ALL OVER MY BODY.
18.I AM NOT FAT. I AM A NUTRITIONAL OVERACHIEVER.
19.THE 12-STEP CHOCOHOLICS PROGRAM: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
20.WHEN YOU CHEAT ON YOUR DIET, YOU GAIN IN THE "END."
21.The obesity epidemic: OBESITY IS A GROWING PROBLEM.
22.YOU'RE NOT OVERWEIGHT,
23.I HAVE BEEN ON A DIET FOR TWO WEEKS.
24.ONE WHO INDULGES 25.THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF PEOPLE FALLING OFF THEIR DIETS IS FOOD.
I hope you enjoyed the Jokes and remember to visit Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR Web site and if your a publisher you want to check this guy out . I will leave you with a joke of my own. My shirt size is so big it looks like a good bowling score XXXXX Keep Laughing
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